1 want to hear a joke about paper never mind it s tearable 2 dad can you put my shoes on no i don t think they ll fit me 3 dad can you put the cat out i didn t know it was on fire 4 what s brown and sticky a stick 5 did i tell you the time i fell in love during a backflip i was heels over head 6 why don t eggs tell jokes they d crack each other up 7 i don t trust stairs they re always up to something 8 what time did the man go to the dentist tooth hurt y9 how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ten tickles 10 why did the scarecrow win an award because he was outstanding in his field